How I Came To Hate Hinata

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Note: I like writing to controversial topics, so here. This article is purely opinionated and heavily biased. Also, you think this makes me an asshole? Let's see if I give a flying fuck about that.:)

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We’ve been reading Naruto for years and we’ve tolerated a fair amount of things that we consider as achievements; courtesy to our lack of self-control, anger management issues, and minor carpal tunnel syndrome of our fuck-this-shit-we-want-to-be-a-seahorse drive. We’ve survived Obito becoming Tobi, Juubi’s metamorphosis to a half assed deformed rock, Gai’s embarrassing fillers, Kabuto’s hideous transformation to what we call a faggot, and also Gai’s embarrassing fillers.

To be fair, he has a horridly, disturbing giant butt.

We’ve dodged many bullets in the fandom but sadly we just can’t seem to wrap our heads around this waste of panel space we call Hinata Hyuuga. At the beginning we did not dislike her as a character; she seemed like the cute, shy type that everybody would come to love. But as the story progressed, her character became obnoxious and simply a pain in the ass.

Also, have I mentioned Gai's embarrassing fillers?

Her Character In General Is Just Downright Repelling.

I don’t know what having giant breasts do to your self-confidence; I haven’t had giant breasts in a while. But from what we’ve seen Orochimaru’s snakes have a bigger spine than Hinata’s. Her lack of self-confidence is the biggest flaw in her character and we believe not only is she a disgrace to the Hyuuga clan, but also she’s a disgrace to women in general.

This is Hinata in battle mode.

All most all mangas have that shy, nervous, I-can’t-speak-more-than-two-syllables-without-peeing-my-pants kind of character like Hinata, but at some point they all sucks it up gets over it. In Part 1, Hinata has done nothing but blush and repeat “N-Naruto-kun” like a mantra on the given rare moments of screentime. She had said a countless number of times how much she wanted to change and all we saw was while Neji was training at the end of Part 1, Hinata was serving her dad and him a cup of tea.

After Naruto left the village, you’d think that she’d have time to work on her ninja skills and her self-esteem as she’d have more free time from her busy schedule of obsessing over the main character, but no. The minute she saw Naruto again, she fainted. Perfect, character development, Kishimoto! That’s what we were all waiting for.

This mostly ticks us off because we like to think ourselves as proud, dignified women (including Eli) who are not afraid to speak up for ourselves but then there’s women like Hinata who are the reason why they all keeps telling us to shut the fuck up and make them a sandwich.

She Sucks As A Kunoichi

Now coming to the role of her as a Shinobi, let’s cut the chase and say that she’s a terrible one. She has yet to win a battle in her life and to be brutally honest, she has been a disgrace to her family ever since she was born. Heck, we all know that her little sister Hanabi could kick her ass anytime.

Shinobi Rule 101: Duct tape thy breasts. Or at least wear a sports bra.

One of the many skills that escapes Hinata is being tactical. We’ve seen her using plain fighting moves against her battle with Neji, and not to mention the time she jumped between Pein and Naruto making the NaruHina wet dreams come to life. What was she thinking when she did that? Did she have a plan? Did she have some kind of battle strategy in mind like a normal ninja would?

 And for the people who didn’t read the manga chapter of Hinata’s battle against Pein and instead watched the anime episode instead, I pity you. Hinata didn’t do half of the shit the animators made her do in the anime. She did not choke Pein, she did not break the chakra rods stabbing Naruto, she did not get up and crawl towards Naruto like an old lady, and she did not say her ninja way while gripping Naruto’s chakra rods and doing lovey-dovey googly eyes. No. She didn’t do any of that shit in the manga, it’s just the animators fangirling Hinata.

Here’s what actually happened. Naruto was stabbed to the ground, Hinata jumped between Pein and Naruto, said that she loved him, and Pein blew her away like she was a fucking housefly. You don’t believe me? Read this chapter. 

She Doesn’t Give a Shit About Her Clan.

Probably one of the most debated topic in the fandom right after the event of Neji’s death was ‘who’s gonna be Hyuuga Clan’s next head?’ Of course, there’s no doubt that the Hinata fans were jizzing rainbows at the thought of “Hinata” and “head” in the same sentence but seriously, when was the last time Hinata ever had a genuine thought about her clan? Just take a moment and think about it for a while. And no, you cannot say fillers, fillers don’t count. As the first born to the main family, she ought to take some responsibilities and give a flying fuck about her clan rather than printing her room wallpapers with the design of Naruto’s boxers. Okay, that was exaggeration, but you get my point.

To be a clan’s leader you’ve to have some qualities like self-confidence, leadership, dedication to the clan, competency, communication skills and intelligence; everything that Hinata does not have.

Yes, I just called dumb. So, what?

At the end of the day, Hinata is the failure of the clan, Hiashi should’ve used a condom and Hinata could use some breast reduction.

She Is Selfish As Fuck.

Okay fanboys, before you yank off your high heels and start throwing them at me, hear me out. Ever since Hinata was little, she has been using Naruto as some kind of a resource to boost her confidence. Sure, this seems fine, every person is allowed to have a role model to help them progress in life. But the problem with her is that despite knowing Naruto’s pain when they were kids, while Naruto was there struggling and suffering all alone, she stands there watching him, building her confidence from him, and drawing her strength from him to make herself better. She could’ve said some kind words to Naruto as Hinata was one of the few who weren’t blind to Naruto’s agony, but she always just stood there watching him.

She said it herself, do I need to elaborate my point further?

Hinata’s FanBase Is Full Of Faggots.

*I shall pause for the inevitable screaming*

First of all, they call themselves ‘Hinatards’ which technically implies that they’re all retards. Second of all, Hinata fans are the main reason why I started hating her in the first place. I know, it’s illogical and extremely unfair to hate a character for their fanbase, but I just couldn’t help it ever since I was exposed to her fandom.

Most of Hinata’s fans have this horrible tendency to make out Hinata to be something she is not. I consider myself as a person who is very active in the fandom since I’m creeping on every Naruto community known to men for the past five years (yes, even the VIZ. They’re faggots, though). And in the meantime, the most obvious trait I noticed among her fandom is that they have this habit of undermining other kunoichis (mostly Sakura) to upgrade Hinata. And the most horrid of all is that while they see the worst in other characters, they seem to give a blind eye when it comes to Hinata and refuse to believe that Hinata is nothing less than perfect. That is pathetic.

What?

I’ve been told that they like Hinata because she’s cute, shy and very kind. But do you know who else fits all of those traits? Chojuro. Oh wait, that’s right, he doesn’t get to have a huge-ass fandom because he doesn’t have giant breasts. You can argue how much Hinata cares about Naruto, how much she notices Naruto’s efforts to become stronger but if you hypothetically, hypothetically take out Naruto from the picture, what does Hinata become? Nothing. Nothing but a busty shojou girl whining about her life.

Like all Naruto characters, Hinata does have some good qualities like her love for Naruto which is...wonderful. And also her…yeah, I think that’s all. Overall, I do not like Hinata. Her fainting and stuttering might appeal to some hormonal teenagers and closeted pedophiles but for me it is very, very irritating.

You know who my favorite kunoichi is? Sasuke.

Written by: Micha

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