Naruto 626 Review: "The Coming Dream"

Written by Eli

This week's chapter had some of the best panels and some of the most annoying, utterly distorted translations I've ever encountered in the history of early manga releases but you guys, at these scanlation sites are still awesome in my book. Y'all rock.

Before we begin this week's chapter review; here's my favorite part of this week's chapter:

Naruto 624 Review: "What Is Love? Baby Don't Hurt Me! No More!"

What is love?

Baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

Baby, don't hurt me

Don't hurt me no more

What is love?

Yeah, yeah

(Ooh, ooh)

I don't know why you're not there.

I give you my love, but you don't care

So what is right?

And what is wrong?

Gimme a sign

Naruto 622 Review: "Romeo and Juliet WTF?"

Written by: Eli

I think I'm at the end of my successful parkour title bending run for these chapter review, but this one right here was signed, sealed and delivered to me on a silver flippin' platter. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm actually enjoying this flashback within a flashback as I've mentioned in the previous review, but the whole hiding clan name thing is a bit too..I don't know Shakespearean? Where art thou, Where art thou O Hashirama?!

Or maybe we should be thinking a little more Suzanne Collinsean?

Naruto 621 Review: "Run Forest Run"

Finally...the Greatest Shinobi Battle of all time has officially begun..or so we thought. So last chapter and this chapter, nothing new really..except for a few minor details. Did I say minor details? My bad.

I'm gonna try and take a weird approach to this weeks review. You'll have to forgive me. I think most of you have read these chapters attentively, so I'll just try and just point to the important points and the elements in the chapter that some may have missed or not.

Naruto 619 Review: "Stop! In the name of Love!"

You know you should. Just don't look into it's eyes. Oops that's probably the first thing you did.

I'm not even gonna lie, when I finished reading this chapter I expected a candid camera crew to jump out and tell me I've been pranked or something along those lines. I could not get past the notion that somehow I was redirected to some fanmade manga site and I was being punished for my contribution in blurring the line between canon and fanfiction with all the stuff I've written over the past two years or so.

I read and reread the chapter only to come to the conclusion that I was in a parallel universe and now a hostage to inter-dimensional traveling care bear demons who feed off the energy of the unsuspecting victims of their cruel psychological pranks. After sucking those poor souls dry, they proceed with further pranking out of a twisted sense of pleasure and this boys and girls is how more care bear evil demon babies are born.

Naruto 618 Review: and Oreo-Chi lived happily ever after!

Here we are again, defying the impossible. Let's be clear, lets be very clear. This is a world where both televisions and samurai's coexist. Da fuq you thought this was?

Now unto the review:

Team Hebi or Team Snake or Team One Direction return to Konoha, where apparently they have been site seeing and exploring for the past three or four chapters now. Thanks for the anticipation Kishi. I bet we'll just stare at our good ol' "Those who know everything" for the next six or so chapters. You watch!

Naruto 614 Review: Hakkeshou Kaiten one more time

A sad day, a sad day indeed for fans of minor characters or better put, any of the Konoha 11. As I've said, this is only the beginning.

Naruto 614 begins with Shikamaru reminding Ino and the others of the true sacrifice of those at the Shinobi Alliance HQ and helping Ino recover to grasp the monumental task before them.

Bleach 520 Review: You don't want to see Unohana Mad!!

There's not much to say about this chapter. In Bleach Chapter 520 we find ourselves back in the Soul Society in the aftermath of Ichigo and Co.'s departure. It seems the succession and replacement of First Captain and Commander Yamamoto has been sped up so the Soul Society can be prepared in case of another attack and not left vulnerable.

Ladies and Gents, meet the New Captain of the First Division and Commander of the Gotei 13:



Shunsui Kyoraku.

Naruto 613 Review: Hail Mary!! Someone call Animal Control!

Naruto Chapter 613 begins with the Shinobi Alliance going all out; hoping to deliver a heavy blow to Madara and Obito Uchiha.

Bleach 519 Review: Soul King's Realm of Fanservice?!

Now we all know Fanservice when we see it and this chapter ladies and gents..was taking serious notes from Fairy Tail.

Now unto the review:

Magi: The Labyrinth of Magic Episode 9 review: The Prince's Duty

Synopsis:

So Episode 9: The Prince's Duty begins with where our last episode left off. Alibaba finishes the tale of his childhood with Kassim in the Slum's of Balbadd and how fate separated them and lead them through different paths, one more fortunate then the other.

As we see during the exchange between Aladdin and Alibaba, Sinbad and Jafar listen attentively to the story through the wall and learn about the identity of Alibaba, as a prince of the royal house of Balbadd and its rightful heir.