Written by Shiggins
I don't want Venom. I don't want The Amazing Spider-Man. THIS! I want this! I've been saying for years that instead of trying to imitate the MCU or DCEU, Sony should focus their Spider-Man properties on the alternate "what if" incarnations of the hero. We've got a live-action teenage Spider-Man. We've never had a Noir film! A 2099 film! And we've definitely never had Peni Parker, the anime highschool Spider-Girl!
|What, no room for Spider-Ham? That's pigcist!|
Miles Morales, played by Shameik Moore, is a smart kid from Brooklyn who loves the city protector Spider-Man. Eventually, he is bitten by a radioactive spider and given the same strange powers, such as sticking to walls and Spider-Sense, but there are unique additions to his arsenal. Following the tragic, and surprisingly brutal, death of Spider-Man, Miles is missing a tutor and New York is missing a hero. All of a sudden, another Spider-Man appears from another dimension with a very different backstory, personality and attitude towards life. And if that's not weird enough, this isn't the only Spider-Man from another dimension entering the fray.
|I genuinely want the next game to be about Spider-Gwen. She's in a band, guys!|
While I'm on the subject, let's talk about the Spider-Men. We've got Spider-Gwen, voiced by Hailee Steinfeld. We've got two Peter Parkers, the first one voiced by Chris Pine, and the second one voiced by Jake Johnson. Kimiko Glen as Peni Parker, a young schoolgirl from the future who pilots a mech-suit called SP//dr, John Mulaney as Peter Porker, also known as Spider-Ham, and the aforementioned Nicholas Cage as my personal favourite alternate from the comics, Spider-Noir, who lives in a world of literal black and white.
|"Reach for the sky!"|
Of course, all the designs are exceptional. Thanks to the excuse of alternate universes, we see characters that we're familiar with in completely different faces to what we're used to. The Kingpin is literally a huge black block, with just his face sticking out of it, and he takes over almost the entire screen every time he appears, as if he has command over the animators themselves. Another villain that makes an appearance is Scorpion, in what might be the most demonic-looking version of him I've ever seen, with a grotesque tail and metal limbs, and there are so many other characters that I won't dare spoil them, but you will remember them once you leave the cinema.
|I feel like Adam West played him once, back when he was called the Gray Ghost.|
The story itself is impressive for many reasons, not least of which is because this is another retelling of a Spider-Man origin story, and we've seen far too many of this being repeated in the past decade, but making it about Miles instead of Peter gives it an edge, such as the mentor, the gruff but caring father, the reckless uncle, coming into his own without copying anyone else... it all connects together and the writing keeps it strong, with plenty of heart balanced out perfectly with the comedy. When Miles puts on the Halloween-style costume, it's a good laugh, but when he finally adopts his own Spider-Man persona through spray-paint, I was surprisingly pumped up for it. I liked the growth Miles went through, and I liked how his complaints were never whiny, rather understandable for someone in his position.
|We are literally in an era where comics are so cool that films are trying to be them!|
As I said earlier, the designs are unique and that makes for some excellent action sequences. An exclusive hitman for the Kingpin, resembling a sci-fi-vampire-Deadpool is a great choice for chasing frightened teens through the busy streets, and the different Spider-Men using their unique weapons and experiences makes for some brilliant variety. Spider-Ham in particular has a victory that had me nearly howling.
|Peni Parker vs Venom-senpai! Or Green Goblin-senpai! Desu desu! Doc Ock-senpai!|
It might not be the most complex film of the year, or even the best animated one, but Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is an absolutely delight for a fan of Spider-Man like myself. Fanservice in abundance, character in spades, and a story with perfect comedic timing blending well next to the heartfelt scenes that never go too overboard. Movie companies these days are clearly desperate to find their own MCU, as shown by that Dark Universe nonsense, but I think Sony have finally found the perfect path to take with theirs. If they decided to focus on making a family-friendly Spider-Man multiverse with wonderful animation, different variants of beloved characters (A certain classic villain appears in at least two of these dimensions), and put it back in the hands of these talented writers and animators, then I would be there for every single film, and I'm not ashamed to admit that.
On a last note, the tragic passing of Stan Lee is felt here. As expected of a Marvel movie, there is a Stan Lee cameo but unlike the majority of them, there is a deeper meaning behind it, rather than a throwaway joke. I won't dare spoil what it is, but it's funny, clever and touching. In a way, it represents the best side of Stan Lee, this movie, and Marvel in general. It's perfect.
Movie Rating: 9/10
Best Performance: Shameik Moore as Miles Morales.
Best Part: The Spider-Men together!
Worst Part: Very little shown of the other dimensions.
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