Written by Shiggins
Well, here we are in the chapter I was scared to even read, and it's been a while since a chapter has had me on the edge of my seat as I prepare to run away in agony and tears. Well, I'm glad to report that it didn't turn out to be the shitshow I was expecting... next week might be, but we're fine for one more week!
|Has this ever worked, in the entire history of fiction? Does the villain just expect the hero to go "oh okay then" and stop suddenly moving?|
|"I don't know if you've ever been in a fight before, but there's usually not this much talking."|
|I now demand Cute Brandish gets an entire page to herself, to show off her adorable-ness. It's only fair!|
|To be fair, they were probably made of sawdust at this point anyway.|
I know I should be typing (debatably) smart paragraphs or trying to justify it in some way but boo! Boo! I charge my boo towards you! Stop having monologues about your friendship, because we all know them by now! You should not be moving one bit! Boo! Your body has been torn apart worse than the arms of a Star Wars character! I am not fully convinced you are even alive anymore, and you are in fact just an undead demon of doom!
For all my gripes about this chapter though, I will admit... It's cool. The action is cool, the characters are cool. This is definitely one of those chapters you'd enjoy if you didn't think on it too much, but I have to review it and, much like Suicide Squad, it only gets worse the more you think about it.
So who here has bets on Irene turning good? She clearly can't be defeated anymore, so unless someone like Acnologia appears then Erza should be stopped next week, even if she destroys the meteor. I say "should" because Erza's capacity to survive the impossible has reached a level where she could survive planet Namek's explosion!
|Speaking of Namek, here's the Goku reference I promised earlier. And shame on you if you don't know this moment!|
Manga Rating: 2/5
Character of the Week: The meteor because I can't keep saying Irene every week.
Best Part: Irene didn't go down so easily!
Worst Part: Another copy-and-paste speech.
|Shut up, |
|Spinoff Pitch - Mavis and Zeref play a couple in 2017 who attend cliche anime school with the other characters.|
Born under the stars of the Dark Gods, Shiggins owns the power of the Great Eye and is utterly magnificent in his omniscience. If you dare to discover more about someone as great as him, then go ahead. And to all my friends and family members, YOU are wrong and I should be disappointed! Not the other way round!,. You can find out about him or ask him stuff on ask.fm/shigginsishere or go to his tumblr page http://otakugajeel.tumblr.com/