Written by Shiggins
I'm serious. I will review the shit out of an adorable chibi version of Fairy Tail that focuses on the young Dragon Slayers, because that would be too damn adorable to ignore. My list of spinoffs that I want Mashima-senpai to make is increasing, with Council Levy still being number 1, but you have to consider this at some point, sir. Please! Bring on the cute!
|I've been saying that since I first started this series!|
|Lucy: ...Dimaria, close your legs.|
Dimaria: THEY AREN'T FOR YOU!
Brandish: *uncomfortable cough*
|Damn... So close to the return of Cute Brandish! Well, just need to keep waiting.|
Zeref seems to be a ghost here, created by Natsu's heart/Boop to give some exposition. We literally get shown a time long ago before Natsu's first ever death, where we see his surprisingly sexy birth parents. Then everything changed when the Fire Dragon attacked... If you ask me to resist an Avatar joke, I ask you to fuck off.
|Oh my god.... HE HAS NIPPLES?!?!?|
|Okay, raise your hand if you bet that this dragon is Acnologia. Now, the two of you who didn't raise your hand, tell me why you think that is.|
|To quote Tumblr: I AM SCREAMING!|
Opinion: Please be Pleasure-Light Dragon Slayer!
We've had Natsu use lightning and we've had Gajeel use shadow, so it's not a huge leap to have Sting use pleasure... Seriously, make this one happen. Sting vs Larcade in a pleasure-off would be hysterical. Nobody would ever want to fight Sting again, because his power would put them into tears of joy and pain. And the image of both Sting and Larcade trying to defeat each other via erection-inducing agony is equally ridiculous yet brilliant.
|Could this be the most uncomfortable image FT has provided us?|
If we're lucky, we'll soon be seeing Natsu meeting E.N.D itself. It's hard to tell if this will be a Dark Natsu type boss battle, or some sort of confrontation against a maniacal formless mass. As I've no doubt said before, I hope this isn't the end of E.N.D but we'll see where this goes. For all we know, this could be Natsu about to unlock a brand new form that will help him be even more super-powered than before.
Manga Rating: 4/5
Character of the Week: Sting for his White Light Shite.
Best Part: Childhood memories.
Worst Part: History lesson was far too quick.
|......That is fucking grim, Yukino!|
|FUCK THIS CONFUSING-ASS PANEL! IT'S CAUSING CONFLICT! SOME TELL ME IT'S GRANDINE. OTHERS TELL ME IT'S ZEREF. SOME TELL ME IT'S TALKING ABOUT NATSU MEETING WENDY IN THE FUTURE. AND THE REST TELL ME THAT WE HAVE MORE DRAGON SLAYERS TO MEET. AAAAAAARGH!|
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