Written by Shiggins
In 1995, we got a film just simply called Jumanji, starring Robin Williams who got sucked into a board game as a kid and came out years later when some other kids started playing the exact same game. While it is definitely not as good as you remember, the film still had some charm and Robin Williams. So releasing a semi-sequel to it 3 years after his tragic passing felt slightly tone-deaf, as expected from a major studio. However, it's here now so no point complaining about it anymore. Instead, let's just judge it based on what it is, while also wondering why they didn't just change the name and save themselves the bad publicity.
|No credit for the gator? Typical Hollywood!|
So yeah, we all know this premise. There are countless stories involving being trapped inside a video game, and so this this film is in an even tighter spot than before. However, the main appeal of this film isn't the plot or even the world of Jumanji itself, but rather the four main characters and the actors who play them.
|Damn, the reboot of the Breakfast Club is looking much worse than I imagined.|
It should be quite clear exactly what this film is from the premise and cast, but I'll sum it up to avoid any confusion: It is dumb fun. Nothing more, nothing less.
|Blaaaaah... sorry. I needed to pick my tongue up off the ground.|
Watching Dwayne Johnson freak out at the size of his own muscled arm is as entertaining as Kevin Hart crying out in anguish over literally getting smaller. Karen Gillan, while not given a lot to do, at least manages to have a few scenes that let her hang loose with the boys. The winner however is Jack Black, who is frankly having the time of his life in this role. He's sarcastic, bratty and just packed with witty dialogue.
The weakest character however is the villain played by Bobby Cannavale. He plays Van Pelt, who was a hunter in the original, but has been re-imagined/rebooted as a darker foe who can control the animals of Jumanji. It is clear that the story isn't trying to make him interesting and he is just there to be an obstacle, but the film could have really benefited from a more fun antagonist along the lines of Dr Evil or the Wet Bandits.
|This game must be heavily unbalanced.|
The visuals are fine, with enough bright colours and variety to keep it from being stale. It gets the job done but doesn't distract the audience from the main focus. Although surprisingly, they didn't use Guns N' Roses until the end credits...
Overall, this film is fun. It's very silly but clearly, it wants to be. Dwayne Johnson's avatar is literally called "Dr Smolder Bravestone". I can't make it any more clear than that. If you don't like Jack Black or Kevin Hart, this film probably won't change that. For the rest of you however, this is one fun jungle to be in.
Movie Rating: 7.5/10
Scene Stealer: Jack Black as Bethany's avatar.
|And yes, they actually do have quite a nice reference/salute to dear old Alan Parrish.|
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