Written by Shiggins
Without the pixel boobs, is there even any point?
And so we come to yet another film adaptation of a video game, but this time it is a member of the filthy reboot club as well. So already, this film is in a lot of trouble. Being a video game movie is hard enough, due to the awful history of attempts, but reboots aren't exactly my best friends. (I'm still terrified of the possibility of a
Back to the Future reboot one day). So did 2018's attempt to bring Lara Croft to the big screen pay off?
 |
On an island covered with gun-wielding murderers, and it still makes more sense for her to have a bow and arrow than Hawkeye. |