Written by Shaggins
That's right, I'm sick of this bullshit where people argue that Naruto should be with Sakura or Hinata or Sasuke. Guess what, they all suck. You know who doesn't suck? Ino Yamanaka. Ino is the best girl... no, the best character of Naruto. So shut up and read why Ino is the fucking best, and then go to hell once you're done because you won't admit I'm right and you're wrong. As always.
|You read it on the internet, so it must be true.|
|You say Itachi is the best character? Well, does he have an imaginary harem? No. No he doesn't. Fuck Itachi. And fuck you.|
Ino's favourite food? Cherry tomatoes! I know, right! Ramen and cherry tomatoes?! It's like fucking heaven fused with mozzarella! Is there a more perfect combination than that?
|Ino knows how to assert her dominance over bitches that aren't Ino. They need to be put in their place, and that place is the floor.|
Shut your face!
Ino got together with Sai. SAI! That just proves she has amazing taste, because any man who can talk openly about penises is obviously dating material. Maybe you should try it sometime instead of thinking Hinata is anywhere near as good as Ino.
You want to know how badass Ino is? She's the strongest character. Yeah, that's right. Sage of Six Paths? Kaguya? Madara? Who the fuck are they?! Not Ino, that's who! She's nothing like those shit-for-brains and actually contributes to the story, and don't you dare say otherwise because if you disagree with me, you're a fascist and you lick trees. That's right, TREES!
|I figured you weren't smart enough to figure it out with just words, so I made this image. You're welcome, you stupid shits.|
Oh and you probably hate puppies too.
Happy April Fools Day!
Born under the stars of the Dark Gods, Shaggins owns the power of the Great Eye and is utterly magnificent in his omniscience. If you dare to discover more about someone as great as him, then go ahead. And to all my friends and family members, YOU are wrong and I should be disappointed! Not the other way round!, Love you guys, no really!. You can find out about him or ask him stuff on ask.fm/shigginsishere or go to his tumblr page http://otakugajeel.tumblr.com/